If fat-arsed words are what ye be wantin' ta parley, then hold on to your fancy plumed tricorn. Mine will be as sonorous as a fog horn 'fore sunrise. I just have to find my god-forsaken theosaurus. Aha! Here it is!
Ahem! In pursuit of the most ornate and grandiloquent lexicon, I shall endeavor to elevate my discourse to a pitch of unparalleled sonority. Pray, stand ready, for my forthcoming utterances shall resonate with a profundity akin to the doleful bellow of a foghorn piercing the pre-dawn gloom. I must, however, first locate my damnable thesaurus, an indispensable tome for this linguistic pilgrimage, compiled when words were longer than the caudal appendage or laryngopharynx you may observe presently.
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