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So, in other words, no fun...
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What do they even mean?
(Wrong answers only)

Sky left warning sign with 24 different warning symbols on it. Don't drive near electricity poles. Don't drive and thunder. Don't be honest if it's window-blowing. Don't be on the side if it's window-blowing. Don't race with another one and tilt to the side. Don't run over bumpy stuff. Don't go near gutters. Don't have extended while you have stuff on the side. Don't push yourself next to a building. Don't use near electrical lights. Don't hold a box over the edge. Don't go near door. Don't wrangle up some power lines. Don't use on a crane with a ladder. Don't go up while it's driving. Don't put a bunch of weights on one side. Don't put five stacks of weight on top. Don't leave, lift it up with nobody there. Don't climb on the edge. Don't jump off. I don't know what the other one is. Don't use a Tesla coil or something. Don't use while broken. Don't forget to use a key when you walk away and no martinis or estrogen.
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FuzzFace, Zombie Chicken, Esq.
FuzzFace, Zombie Chicken, Esq.
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It is an instruction manual on how to kill coworkers using a lift and make it look like an accident. First version was published by the CIA in 1968. Later adopted by certain mob-infested unions. The CIA tried to get Castro with this, but he didn’t drink Martinis 🍸
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Brett Haines
Brett Haines
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1st row, far left: no constructing musical notation

2nd row, far left: no racing your buddies in extended lifts (unextended lifts are fine)

Bottom row, 2nd from left: do not speak to me or my son ever again

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Hâthor
Hâthor
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Last one: Do not vaccinate your Martini.
First row, column 3 and 4: Do not stand on the lifter when god is farting/sneezing.
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llewelly
llewelly
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they don't like electronic music, they don't like heavy metal thunder, and they hate every dance move they can think of. I'm sure they're almost as much fun at parties as I am.
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Jump to the lift
And then you lean to the right
Put your Hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight
Do the technic thrust
And make your body go all insane
Let’s do the skylift again!

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