Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.
Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.
No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.
FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.
OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.
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Pseudo Nym
Unknown parent • • •Nimona. So good.
4censord bc100 arc 🔜@eth0
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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •Also:
*in line for men's restroom*
*guy eyeing me suspiciously*
Me: "This is taking too long" *gets in women's room line, uses restroom, leaves*
*guy looks visibly shaken*
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •The lockpicks in question:
(Also, happy to answer questions about my kit 😊)
schrotthaufen
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
in reply to schrotthaufen • • •schrotthaufen
in reply to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) • • •🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
in reply to schrotthaufen • • •@schrotthaufen @catsalad the one that looks like a tiny Klingon weapon and the pokey one?
One is a tension tool for tubular locks, and the other is a bypass tool/probe.
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
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in reply to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) • • •FOR #gravy
Just because.
FeloniousPunk
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •Paul Martin
in reply to FeloniousPunk • • •🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
Unknown parent • • •@XenoPhage I want to believe this is metaphorical shit, but I fear it isn't.
@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff
xinit ☕
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •There's no room for metaphor in the janitorial arts.
@XenoPhage @Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff
XenoPhage
Unknown parent • • •XenoPhage
Unknown parent • • •@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff I will note, however, that men tend to be slobs.. so the mens rooms are usually in worse shape. I avoid using a public mens room at all costs for anything except peeing. If it were a women’s room, I'd be much more inclined to entertain sitting purely because things tend to be cleaner.
Disclaimer : I identify as male so I include myself in that slob statement, though I do try to ensure I'm not leaving a mess anywhere. But I'm sure as hell not going to go crazy trying to clean something up if the place is a mess already.. I do not want to go near that…
knack
Unknown parent • • •Sarah Sammis
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in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •Urban Hermit
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) • • •as far as I am concerned, I think you have lock picked the gender binary and live somewhere on the other side, in awesome town.
I love that when conservatives tried to make a cishet pride flag they chose black and white stripes, like an old timey prison uniform.
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Unknown parent • • •@deviantollam @drwho You can add me too!
I'm not sure what we're talking about and probably can't provide useful answer, however I can send memes on demand.
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Deviant Ollam
Unknown parent • • •🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
Unknown parent • • •@drwho My Signal link is on my profile 🙂
@deviantollam
The Doctor
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Unknown parent • • •CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
Unknown parent • • •Riley (Maybe)
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