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I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it.

Update: it was $7; I got it.

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in reply to ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)

And because Wendy brought it up and I love a silly poll...

Which would you rather bump into in the woods?

  • Alice in a bear onesie (96%, 377 votes)
  • A real bear (2%, 11 votes)
  • A random guy (1%, 4 votes)
392 voters. Poll end: 3 hours ago

in reply to sonja

@emily_rugburn yeah, I'd probably be way too busy laughing at the thought of myself wandering the woods in a bear onesie to be scary ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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If I'm in some woods and I see a glitter trail I'm just going to follow it expecting to find you in a bear onesie.

The alternative is probably a fae snare, and everyone knows how I feel about those.
@emily_rugburn

in reply to ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)

I checked the replies. You bought the onesie, the "bear in the woods" references have all been made. You've been called a good enby for doing it.

There is nothing left to do here. Good job everyone!

in reply to tiddy roosevelt

@babe non sequitur, but thank you. You're one of the biggest reasons I started sharing my photos with Fedi, and I really appreciate you being here ๐Ÿ’–
in reply to tiddy roosevelt

@babe
I don't say it too often for fear of appearing sycophantic, but I think you're both pretty amazing.

Yes, of course I like beautiful and sexy but, especially:

Kind
Compassionate
Assertive
Strongly ethical
Smart
Funny

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