@jaycatt7 Silly answer: I'm afraid we're going to have to ask ChatGPT.

Serious answer: The proposed function is *absolutely* a joke, akin to suggesting a wifi connection in every spatula.

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Don't give the techbros ideas!

Wifi-spatulas will be the next Torment Nexus.

The original mallocAI() post is cursed. We can only hope it is satire.

Reminds me though of import_from_stackExchange() where someone actually wrote a function to search SE for highest rated search result with code in the answer, and just pull it in to the run time.

Import_From_SE("solve towers of hanoi") or whatever.

#yolo #code

That delayed gratification narrative of "Don't worry about it, you'll get your reward in heaven, later."

It's a very popular concept with the moneyed.

It's a lie, of course. Longtermism is a malign influence campaign.

No one can predict the future & minimizing current crises isn't a solution.

It's the moral philosophy equivalent of "trickle down economics" where the rich get theirs now, & the rest are conned into waiting for a payoff that never arrives
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longte…

focusing on long-term outcomes

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