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TIL people name their kitchenaid mixers.

I can barely name my electronics

in reply to Farah🖖🏼

My three iPhones were called Lulu, Bulu and Luma (current) consecutively.

My watch is called Paimon

My laptop is currently called Lin2.0 because it’s my second installation of a Linux OS

I didn’t even name my headphones

I’m very bad at naming things

in reply to Farah🖖🏼

Thank Gaia, I only have one child. He doesn’t even have a proper middle name (it’s my last name)
in reply to Farah🖖🏼

our child had no first name for the first week, so the hospital put "newborn " everywhere instead
in reply to Farah🖖🏼

@Darth Festivus 🎄 My laptops have been named: Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, and Baker. I'm going to have a problem when I get to #6, but at the rate I go through them, that won't be an issue for about two decades.
in reply to Jonathan Lamothe

@me
Wait, were we supposed to be namimg-naming our electronics things?

My iPhone, desktop, & Fitbit are named Ev's iPhone, Ev's desktop, & Ev's Fitbit*. And now you tell me that all this time they could have been named Pocket Nuisance, Big Glowy Thing, and Meddling Aunt?
I feel like I've failed my obligations to creativity.

*yes, respectively. What's wrong with you?

in reply to Farah🖖🏼

right there with you. This is too big a decision for me to make after the amount of food and drink I've consumed today. Until tomorrow then....
in reply to Farah🖖🏼

honestly I feel glad that I managed to name the kids, and that one was a joint effort
in reply to glasspshr

@glasspusher
Wow... we're weirder than I thought.

In the kitchen we have:
- Moe the Mixer (KitchenAid)
- Kwisatz the Quisinart
- Raymond the burr grinder for my coffee beans.

I don't have enough characters left in this post to tell you all the names of the items in our garage.

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