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#Poll: Do you have a certain naming scheme for your desktops and laptops and if so what is it?

I use Star Wars/Star Trek ships and planets for my laptops and desktops/servers.

  • 0 (34%, 15 votes)
  • 1 (65%, 28 votes)
43 voters. Poll end: 4 weeks ago

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in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I usually have only one machine, and have it called maskin (machine)
in reply to sotolf

Efficient! πŸ˜†

In Persian, "machine" means car, and car means work.

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I use ships & planets/stars indeed! But never Star Wars/Star Trek. Some hostnames I've used over the years (*=current): castor, galactica, caprica, rocinante, mhysa (the odd-one-out), trantor*, toren*, pollux*
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

No, rocinante is from The Expanse, mhysa from Game of Thrones, trantor from the Foundation (Isaac Asimov), [Justice of] Toren from Ancillary Justice (Ann Leckie), and castor and pollux are just stars (and figures from greek mythology).
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R.L. Dane 🍡

Oof, that's terrible!

My old workplace used AABBCDDD11, with the legend:

AA: location code
BB: OS (ln for linux)
C: one of tdqp: test/dev/qual/prod
DDD: project/application code (varied in length)
11: number

It was a pretty good system, honestly.

in reply to Jonathan Lamothe

I also follow a Doctor Who-related naming scheme for my machines and network names.

Tegan and Tecteun are names for my two laptops, while I have workhorse VMs that have been named after Sontarans.

The only servers that I do not use Doctor Who-related names for are VMs and instances that support my #WaitWaitStatsProject.

Servers that run copies of the database are named after scorekeepers (Bill and Korva) and the proxying local balancer is named Lorna, the show's technical director.

Why I chose Lorna is a reference to Lorna's title, the role of the server, and that Cisco had sold load balancers under the name "LocalDirector". So, a deep, deep cut of a reference πŸ˜…

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

Unfortunately, there is a clash for the name "Bill" as it currently references Bill Kurtis (scorekeeper) and Bill Potts (insert them saying their name as a Mondasian Cyberman here).

So, I used "Potts" as a name for an instance, since I still wanted a server to be named after Bill Potts.

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in reply to Linh Pham

... and Bill Potts (insert them saying their name as a Modasian Cyberman here).


* low-key traumatized

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

For my personal computers, they are all Lojban. My phone is "karsorcul" which is a passage (kalri) to a heap (sorcu). In other words, a gateway to a pile of garbage. 😁 My old laptop was fraxul (forgiveness + "l") and my new one is jisran (honey + "n"). The final letters are because Lojban names ends in consonants (which is also the naming convention in Lorban for my fantasy world).

For my home lab and my online instances, all of them are in the CVCVC pattern because it causes all the colmena deploy for NixOS to line up nicely with the rest of the messages. I rotate through leading letters so each one currently has a unique first character but they are otherwise nonsense names.

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in reply to D. Moonfire

I also have to include my dad's naming convention.

  • bob1 - development
  • bob2 - Sybase
  • bob3 - Sybase replication
  • bob4 - Accounting
  • ...
  • bob16 - DB2 replication
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

No, John.

"BOB" in our house is "beast of burden", e.g., the husband or man child who carries packages, does heavy lifting, and generally does lugging.

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I name my home servers after their case color (black and silver). My desktop is named tkk-fedora, my laptop is named tkk-laptop, and my phone is named Scroll of Crushing Despair.
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

my online name since I was 11 has been TKK (The Krafty Kactus) and I've stuck with it since
in reply to ⁂Krafty⁂ #NoKings

That's fun! My online name when I was 11 or so was... a number I've long forgotten, because in those days, you were assigned an ID number; you didn't get to pick a username.

Oh, and we paid per minute for online access. XD
(And it wasn't to the internet, just #Compuserve) ;)

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I don't really name things much. Or if I do, it's very literal.

Our family has a lot of vehicles, for instance, but they're all named things like "Orange dozer" "Yellow Dozer" "blue suburban" "White suburban" "Subie" etc.

The only thing we _actually_ name are frontloader-tractors, for the most part. Although that's also pretty literal. The tractor my dad had when I was a kid was called "trictor" because us kids couldn't say "tractor". And we have a new smaller one we call "tricky"

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

My most interesting naming scheme was a dual boot laptop. The Windows host (when it still existed) was Tachi and the Debian host was Rocinante.
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I use vintage airplanes ... like waco, electra, luscombe, catalina ... single engine for desktop/laptop, and twin engine for servers. Back when I was working at UMN aerospace engineering dept we named all our airplanes after norse gods.
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I usually do `<my initials> "-" <what it is or is for>`, like "EAB-server". But for my series of main laptops, I've used "Mr-Topcue", "Mrs-Topcue", and now "Dr-Topcue".

"Mr-Topcue" is an anagram of "computer". I found this with the `an` anagram-finder command. I liked the name a lot, and so for my next computer I used "Mrs-Topcue" (anagram of "computers"). And now I have "Dr-Topcue", a #System76 I got off of eBay. No anagram in particular for the last one.

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

In the 90s I worked in a Windows NT shop where all the servers were named after characters of Greco-Roman myth. We connected to them via VNC(!!!) and so we set wallpapers to ensure that we were 100% sure which one we had connected to.

We had a two-server cluster which we called Romulus and Remus. Romulus had a photo of a Romulan as the wallpaper. I got in trouble by setting Remus's wallpaper to a picture of Joel Chandler Harris's "Uncle Remus."

(I will defend the cultural importance of Uncle Remus, not only because it preserves African-American folktales from the late 19th century, but also because it is one of the only detailed exemplars we have of African-American dialect from that period.)

in reply to Daniel Johnson

Oh man, I vaguely remember seeing The Song of the South in the theatre when I was a kid.
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

"Song of the South" and "Tales of Uncle Remus" are two entirely different things. I've never seen SooS, but I remember seeing the Bre'r Rabbit cartoons when I was little.

The gulf between those cartoons and the Chandler Harris book is approximately the same as the "Thomas the Tank Engine" TV series and the wonderful book by Rev. Awdry.

in reply to Daniel Johnson

Ah, didn't know there were multiple references for the same character.
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

I have an odd one. I use three character Chinese tea names, and abbreviate it to three letters, e.g. tgy (tieguanyin), dhp (dahongpao), hcj (hongchajun AKA kombucha).

Short. kinda memorable, kinda big selection. And I like tea.

in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

Your poll is closed so I can't vote, but I use soccer terms. One of my favorites is "nutmeg". I thinks it's just a funny term for a sports move, and I like that it's a tricky tactic for players to execute.

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in reply to Fight Back or Move Over

Interesting! Are you familiar with the origin of the term, "Ogg?" (or at least where it came from?)
in reply to Fight Back or Move Over

Well, Ogg is a container format like MKV or MPEG4. But it's named after a move in the early online multiplayer game, Netrek, where high value targets are eliminated even at the cost of one's own ship.
in reply to R.L. Dane 🍡

Well, that's not what I expected.

The last time I played a video game was about 1982 & I know just about nothing computer hardware, software or operating system related.

However, Netrek, sounds like something we could do to fight fascism. πŸ˜‚

To impress my grandson, who plays a lot of games, I can try to impress with the usage of the term.

in reply to Fight Back or Move Over

Netrek is pretty great. I'm sad it doesn't have much in the way of players anymore. I got a lot of Fs on my college transcript thanks to it circa 1992. XD

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