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in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

but someone can still "Buy Microsoft 365"? Was "Microsoft 365 Copilot" too big for the button? Slopilot designed the button like it wrote the last 2025 Slopya Nadella post? Microslop at its best!
[Today I got to start on liberating a Surface device from Microslop's grasp, today was a good day, tomorrow will be even better when everything is working]
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in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I should state for the record that I think LLMs and other forms of AI have some valid and worthwhile uses, and that *none* of them should be tied to big tech or capitalism.

See things like:
- accessibility
- some types of research
- spell-check and predictive keyboards
- spam/scam filtering

in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I agree, my nephew is using his own models ( as part of a serious research project ) to predict avian flu spread ( amongst many other pandemics ). They should absolutely be kept out of all creative activities ( other than as assistants ) and most definitely should not be centrally controlled or owned.
in reply to KayT

@KayT A language model can't do that. LLMs have *no* legitimate uses. Some other things wrongly lumped under "AI" by AI stans do, but we should be rejecting that categorization as part of an agenda, not accepting it noncritically.
@KayT
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I think the relevant culprit is not AI, not even LLMs, it's the "Generative" part, so when the crap starts to output CONTENT, not just analysis results. Generating something from nothing is, in essence, alchemy, and from what I can say, generative ai is just about as much sharlatanery as alchemy's always been.
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in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

it has been very very helpful for me accessibility wise tbh but yeah idk not really a convo i can have much
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I agree 100% AI, ML and LLMs (I have a local model) are my hobby. I believe that as long as hallucinations remain an unresolved problem, LLMs shouldn't be on search engines, news sources or anything where accuracy and facts are paramount. I love the tech, hate what tech bros have done with it.
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

oh that's gonna piss me off when I get back to work and have to make some lecture presentations
in reply to Darth Osler

@autolycos time for libre office or to finally pick up TeX (or straight to LaTeX) I guess?
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I moved to linux a little while ago just because I liked tinkering and because my laptop kept having issues with Windows updates. But the more Microsoft does, the better I feel about it
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

Please tell me this is made up. I'm starting to read posts on Microslop, so I'm guessing it is real, but I do have a tiny bit of hope that MICROS~1 didn't do something this stupid...

Ah, who am I kidding, this is Microsoft. In fact the same Microsoft of the free webmail service "Outlook", of the mail client "Outlook" and of the webmail for Exchange "Outlook", and I'm probably forgetting something else they've named "Outlook" too. So naming choices certainly aren't their strong suit.

#Microslop

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njsg

@draeath @autolycos I personally rarely use a tool like these in MS Office or LibO and, yeah, most of the time it's either plain text or \LaTeX.

(To me, the selling point is that I can work on "documents" in the text editor.)

in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

... also, dark blue on a dark background? (especially the image/icon on the second screenshot, but the heading on the first is also not really standing out much from the background)

Or is my display or GPU somehow mangling these colors?

in reply to njsg

@njsg @draeath I used LaTex to write my CV a few years ago.

I had a peer review it and, well, I haven't touched LaTex since

in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

office was their biggest brand besides windows. Killing that brand for a AI app that not many people are interested in probably won't work out so well.

But it's a bold move... Just not a smart one imo

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in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

So it's, like, a word processor, but it uses millions of gallons of water and more electricity than Belgium and is also wrong half the time. Cool.
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

Oh my god, is that abstract graphic representing AI tying the office suite together a paperclip??!

Microslop 365 Copilot app (formerly Office): RETURN OF CLIPPY

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in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I guess MS got tired of half-a$$ing the MS Office updates and decided to just fully a$$ it.
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

My company had to disable Teams video recording and transcription services bc of the copilot stuff, due to security concerns. It's been more than a year and we haven't gotten it back.

This stuff is being shoved down our throats and major organizations are unable to use it bc it's so unsafe. It's making these applications pure bloatware/malware.

Honestly, it's a good time for new developers to enter the space with non-enshittified products.

in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

Boggles my mind why my employer is deep in Microsoft products. I have to take a few days off work to enjoy my desktop Linux at home.
in reply to ylvie

not if you don’t have Winblows, you don’t. And you’re a fool if you’re still running Winblows.
in reply to rotsaruckz63

@rotsaruckz63 @sylvie I am so happy to have escaped that crap 10 years ago. but sometimes you cant avoid it or you will loose your job, sadly.

for example libre office still messes complex word documents with mixed tables, change tracking marks, and lots of styles and hierarchical chapters; for these I have word 2010 in a win10 vm, I rarely use it except for customer specs, most docs can be directly edited in libre office without messing them up.

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in reply to F4GRX Sébastien

Also LibreOffice Dark mode is unusable in my opinion, and LibreOffice Help is only 47% translated into Swedish, and 49% into Japanese. It's great that free, open source options exist, but that doesn't mean it's accessible for all
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

I had a bit of hope that it could create excel formulas for me. But this shit isn't even agentic as it seems. It's even more useless than I expected.
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C++ Wage Slave

There seems to be some confusion about whether it's real or not. This site insists that it's a misunderstanding rather than a rebranding of the whole office suite:

office-watch.com/2026/microsof…

@njsg

@njsg
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C++ Wage Slave

@njsg

I agree: Microsoft is terrible at naming things. Either it uses one name for everything (formerly Explorer, now Copilot) or it can't decide what one product is called for more than ten minutes at a time (Office being an obvious example).

@njsg
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

Не, ну, если Копайлот сможет заниматься анализом и поиском по локальным дискам, то я только за, ибо всё чаще возникает нужда прогнать все файлы на конкретном диске и найти в них 1 строчку, но, при этом, очень важную сейчас
Другое дело, что куда М$ денут все метаданные от найденных файлов?.. И будет ли Копай работать без платной подписки?..
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

Wait... is that... CLIPPY hiding there in plain sight? Is Microsoft finally admitting that copilot is just another useless, annoying, pushy distraction getting in the way?

"You look like you're trying to write something meaningful! Would you like me to replace that with the average of a million strangers shitposting on the Internet?"

#Microsoft #AI #LLM #Copilot #Clippy

in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

ah, wondered why copilot reappeared on my phone.
Guess I have to do sicko shit (download libre office for Android)
in reply to 🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

this feels like “Newspeak” from 1984, but instead of reducing thought directly is by means of destroying real meaning
“Hey do you have Word?, the Office thingy” now becomes “do you have a subscription to the Microsoft 360 copilot app Word with copilot? The agentic text editor with AI”
I truly believe no one truly think this is good, they just awestruck

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