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BREAKING: Florida to implement tolls for bike lanes. Sunpass will soon be required on all non-automotive vehicle.
in reply to Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.โ โ€” Governor Ron DeSantis announces appointment of Florida man accused of underground armadillo brothel to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
in reply to Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)

Honestly if the tolls went to funding bike infrastructure, I wouldn't hate it.

Of course there are more than enough reasons to hate living in Florida to ensure that I'll never have to have that debate with myself.

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@cR0w Satire is hard when you read legitimate news like this on a daily basis...
in reply to Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)

The "Raccoon River Valley Trail" outside of Des Moines, Iowa is, in reality, a "toll road" for bicycles.

traillink.com/trail/raccoon-riโ€ฆ

"Trail use requires a $2 daily fee for individuals age 18 and older."

Been there. Done that.

It's a nice long trail.

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@logan @johnb "Make stuff up?", I ask as I drive my electric bean bag around outside.
in reply to Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)

@CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) How the hell are they going to enforce this? It's not like there are license plates on bicycles that can be used to identify the owner.

Nothing good will come of this.

in reply to Jonathan Lamothe

@me AI face scanning technology is rolling out to all street lamps for Florida in 2026 after the "chip every citizen" initiative fell through last year.
in reply to Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)

You know just a little too much about the sunshine state to convince me that you aren't holed up in a cul-de-sac between the villages and ocala.

#florida #desantis

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