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LB I do not understand at all how people are arguing this is GTS behaving badly and not scrapers like...
FediDB: how many users do you have
GTS: I'm not telling you don't crawl my page
FediDB: I'm going to do it anyway how many users do you have
GTS: Fifty billion
FediDB: okay thanks
FediDB: hey wait you lied to me!!!
Like idk sounds to me like you should have walked away at "don't crawl my page" and if you get the wrong numbers after that that's on you
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[just back from Damascus]
“Yo! Saul! Long time no see”
- “I’m ‘Paul’ now”
“Say wha-“
- “Let me tell you about Jepup”
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Fun fact: VPNs stop working when you forget to pay the bill.
#ADHD is fun.
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#FountainPens
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TIL that tuning a glass pen with sandpaper (even the one included with the pen) should only be attempted by an experienced user.
Also, #today I gained a lot of experience in this area out of necessity after the fact. Still, I shan't be doing that again for a while.
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More dead tree spam from the Conservative party addressed to my father (who has never lived here). This one was labelled "compliance request" with a red military stencil looking font that said "URGENT: CODE RED". This speaks to the way they percieve the intelligence of their supporters. I weep for the state of politics in this country.
It got a big fat "return to sender".
Is there a way to tell #Emacs #org-mode to omit yhe TOC and headline numbers when exporting to a text or markdown file? I'm trying to implement a #JohnnyDecimal system, so I'm supplying my own numbers and the 00.00-index.org file essentially is the table of contents.
Edit: Because not all replies federate, here's the solution I ended up with:
#+STARTUP: overview indent nonum
#+OPTIONS: toc:nillike this
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I got a new phone because my old one was giving out on me. This one is a decided downgrade from the last one, but that's (mostly) fine.
Anyhow, the new phone doesn't support wireless charging. Because of this, I can no longer charge it on the night stand breside my bed. When I wake up in the morning, my impulse in my half-awake state is to just grab my phone and go, forgetting that it's now tethered to the wall. This was not going to end well for anyone, most especially not my charging cable/port.
I charge it in the living room now.
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Outbreak: #Influenza (not typed of subtyped)
Facility: St. Mary's General Hospital
Facility Type: Hospital (Acute Care)
Unit/Floor/Area: [Not Specified]
Location: #Kitchener #Ontario
Date: 2025-01-17
Public Health Unit: Region of #Waterloo, Public Health
Facility Tracking Hash: #RWPH0037
PHU Tracking Hash: #OnObRWPH
Click or follow tracking hashtags to see data for individual facilities or a specific public health unit.
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We've trained an AI to replace your largest business cost, the CEO!
We've carefully measured the outcomes of using this AI, and it's far more successful than humans making the same decisions!
We've also trained AIs to replace your customers, your stockholders, and you.
Please report to the AI replacement center.
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I'm surprised that AWK is so bad at handling CSV out of the box.
Yes, I know about the --csv flag in later versions of gawk, but that isn't an option in this case.
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I run a pretty tight budget. Twice a year, I get a fun surprise from my domain registrar (because I have two domains with them). They both come with a "free business card generator" that I have never used, but whatever.
Anyhow, every time a domain comes up for renewal, it's expected, budgeted, and paid for. All is good.
Then, about a month later I open my email and see an unexpected additional "receipt" from them. This sends me into a brief panic until I realize it's a $0 receipt for the business card bullshit.
My circus, my monkeys: I am running a successful monkey circus
Not my circus, my monkeys: I am running a successful monkey-rental service
My circus, not my monkeys: oh no, oh man
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Its been over a month since I was let go and I still haven't found a lot of prospects for a new job. If you know anyone who is looking for an #iOS Developer for remote work I really could use the contact. Please boost.
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Via the Algorithmic Sabotage Research Group (@asrg) ...
... here's a list of code designed to poison the well for AI web-scrapers
tldr.nettime.org/@asrg/1138674…
(thanks to @peterfr for pointing this one out!)
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DOOM: The Gallery Experience lets you take part in an art gallery opening with a wine in your hand all while wandering through the Doom’s E1M1 map full of classic masterpieces.
gamedevjs.com/games/doom-the-g…
#DOOM #gamedev #gamedevjs #Itch #Construct3 #JavaScript #HTML5
DOOM: The Gallery Experience – paintings showcase simulator - Gamedev.js
Did you think every possible variation of the classic Doom game was explored already? Think again, because The Gallery Experience lets you take part in an art gallery opening with a wine in your hand all while wandering through the Doom's E1M1 map fu…End3r (Gamedev.js)
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I need to find more excuses to use my glass pen. It's totally not practical as a daily use pen, but it's soooo satisfying to use.
I need to write some fancy letters or something.
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@alexa-488 I have not. Please tell me more.
Edit: Looked it up. I'm not sure how comfortable I am making my mailing address public, however I have been considering a PO box lately...
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You don't have to post yours openly. I think there are various forums for sharing in a more limited manner, i.e. direct with someone. You can find addresses and mail to them first.
Pretty sure even short hand written notes count, so you could leave some fancy notes for people in your life who you appreciate.
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I don't (and won't in certain cases) CW everything ever but if there's something I know SOMEONE out there might want to filter I try to get specific keywords in my post they might filter
Like for instance I wasn't gonna CW photos of my gerbils, I'm sure someone out there absolutely doesn't want to see rodents though, so I tried to be sure the word gerbil was in there
To some degree it involves some level of mind reading but it's something
I get both sides of the CW debates and I have my own personal lines on what I find sensible or not, and on this account versus my other one I also accept that I agreed to follow certain CW rules on this instance and that's part of being a community even if I may not feel the same way on my own where I make the rules
But imo the best argument for NOT having to CW certain things is making an attempt to make sure people's word filters will work. You may not always get it right since like I said it takes a certain level of guesswork, and sometimes you just forget in the moment. But if you keep coming up with new nicknames for the worst people on earth it becomes impossible to keep up.
@Demon Queen Lucretia 2025 Edition I end up collapsing (auto-CWing) all of the offending user's posts. I don't know if Mastodon has this functionality though. A block would also be effective.
Though even still, it's sometimes a game of whack-a-mole.
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#FountainPens
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I’m not surprised that it was a Safari. I’ve had similar issues with ink drying out on my LAMY nibs (not as badly as Parker pens tho).
So that nib doesn’t dry out on me, I’ve started using that pen daily for journaling. Justttt in case, I also have a little water container to dip it in if it gets dry.
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@D. B. Stuck I may or may not have spent $200 on new inks today.
I'd say not to tell my partner, but she was the instigator. We're really bad at keeping eachother accountable for this stuff.
Good thing it's a three paycheque month. 🙃
lori
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in reply to lori • • •Honestly looking at FediDBs GitHub there's a lot of complaints about it's scraping behavior in general. Like it will keep repeatedly hitting domains that don't even have fedi servers anymore
github.com/fedidb/issues/issue…
Crawler should have exponential backoff on unavailable instances · Issue #47 · fedidb/issues
GitHublori
in reply to lori • • •And with a server as big as Universeodon missing how good are these stats anyway?
github.com/fedidb/issues/issue…
Where's George Takei? · Issue #48 · fedidb/issues
GitHublori
in reply to lori • • •Ultimately the real problem we aren't discussing though is that Dansup is accusing the GTS devs of doing this "for clout", when they are doing this for "leave me alone", which is the opposite of clout.
It's complete bullshit and he should be embarrassed to say it.
lori
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in reply to lori • • •And if his accusation is that this completely optional feature was added with "suspicious timing" to hurt him specifically
Then he's probably being overly optimistic about how quickly people update GTS
lori
in reply to lori • • •I'm definitely many updates behind because I am:
- lazy
I also chose GTS in the first place because I am:
- lazy
And it seemed like an easy install (and largely was)
Nick
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in reply to Nick • • •@linuxfiend the only reason I even feel like I need to update is I want post edits lmao
But god it sure is effort id have to expend
Ellie (migrated for summer)
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in reply to lori • • •i said this before on a standalone post but if theres one thing he could learn from his idol gargron is to shut the fuck up and actually work on his bullshit software (that doesn't even do its job properly lmao)
seriously say what you want about website boy but at least he was smart enough to back off and do his shit instead of acting like the next jesus christ
lori
in reply to chkdsk • • •@chkdsk it's funny because about a month ago during a meltdown Eugen literally told him DIRECTLY and PRIVATELY "hey man quit posting right now you're not doing yourself any favors" and he proceeded to post that message and keep posting for a bit and making everyone mad before he finally listened
A ton of his recent posts, including this GTS one, are full of nothing but people trying to tell him "hey man please stop posting this it's such a bad idea"
jeremiah
in reply to lori • • •he just had a post that was like "my project is only popular because I post"
Edit:
And here's the thing I don't think that's true. I think people want Instagram and TikTok alternatives and are willing to give it a try.
lori
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in reply to lori • • •@jeremiah @chkdsk well he'd get attention but
Y'know
The kind that doesn't translate to signups
chkdsk
in reply to jeremiah • • •personally while an instagram-like service has its use (visual artists would like it a lot) even though just making an alt frontend for mastodon/other existing softwares would do the job as well...
loops was a fucking grave mistake. not only because that form is an evil product of modern internet designed specifically to addict you and worsen your attention span, but also it just Won't fucking Work. tiktok is a cash cow because it has an algorithm designed to keep you sucked in for hours
so its just a dumb fucking thing that makes no sense. and i think posting short vids on existing microblogging side of fedi software is good as is
lori
in reply to chkdsk • • •@chkdsk @jeremiah anyone who cares about fedi would have cloned vine instead
Small file sizes, hard to monetize so no big financial incentives, and in 6 seconds you can tell one tightly thought out joke or show your dog and can't spread weird misinformation
chkdsk
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in reply to chkdsk • • •@chkdsk @jeremiah out of the tiktoks I've seen the only good and memorable one I can think of that couldn't have fit in a vine is the "it goes in the square hole" one
That one needed to be long
lori
in reply to lori • • •@chkdsk @jeremiah I have a burner tiktok account that I only made to keep an eye on people buying plots of land in the desert or swamp attempting to build communes with absolutely no skills in anything
Just because I have Strange Interests
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Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️⚧️
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in reply to Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️⚧️ • • •@gildilinie oh I've been into commune people on and off since well before Cohost the problem is you have to find the ones that spend enough time online that they post enough about it that you get the details
Luckily these days more and more ill advised communes are being started by tiktok people
lori
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When you formulate it like that, yeah. You're right about loops.
I care more about Instagram because I've got artist friends who rely on Instagram for studios sales and courting galleries, and I mostly just want institutions and artists to be off big tech.
I've got a Pixelfed account on the flagship instance that I'm migrating now (didn't realize Dan never worked on meaningful export functionality until I went to use it).
I do like having a photo focused account/app separated from the microblogging one.
lori
in reply to jeremiah • • •@jeremiah @chkdsk I keep wondering why we need servers dedicated to image posts instead of like...front ends
Maybe there's something I'm missing but it feels like you could just have Mastodon or GTS or whatever and just have a front end that filters down to just image posts, or a front end that shows your posts in a portfolio view
Kiloku - Secretário do Caos
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in reply to lori • • •you see
anyone with a brain would apologize for being stupid
meanwhile dansup would start doing olympic grade mental gymnastics just to make it like he was right
lori
in reply to chkdsk • • •gemelen
in reply to lori • • •- start any project
- make drama
- pose as a disruptor, opposed by various groups
- inflate own audience numbers
- sell
Tak!
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in reply to lori • • •I don't run a fedi server, but I do run a regular website and any crawler that disobeys my robots.txt gets severely mistreated by me, without shame. If you break the well-established convention that robots.txt represents -- I don't care why -- then you get what you get.
This feels very firmly like the FO side of FA, FO.
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in reply to Lnklnx • • •@lnklnx ironically FAFO is what he posted in what I think is yet another deleted post about how he was going to "spill tea" about what GTS is doing
Unfortunately the reactions so far have been people going "Dansup this seems fine why are you assuming malice here"
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in reply to lori • • •It haunts me that he didn't even say that, he said "spread tea," this language is so appropriated he doesn't even know how to work it properly.
Altho, speaking of language, he calls this an "inconvenience" here, when instead it's "lack of interest in shared values including on technical basics so basic even I, who doesn't touch computers, knows is basic."
mastodon.social/@dansup/113956…
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in reply to lori • • •@Gargron but the real problem isn't what the software is doing, it's the extremely public accusation that another dev was acting maliciously at him personally
That's worse behavior than anything else here
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