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I've been working through some #soroban exercises try to actually become reasonably proficient in its use. Interestingly enough, I'm doing much better with multiplicaiton/divison than I am with the addition/subtraction questions, but that's because the latter involve summing a column of values rather than just multiplying two numbers. There are more places to screw up.

Still, these questions seem designed to deliberately screw me up with things like multiple carries, changing the value on a rod just to immediately revert that change, etc.

Still, it's probably that way for a reason.



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I don't want this place to be a "Twitter replacement". I came here (in the pre-Musk era) because I wanted something better* than Twitter. The fedi certainly has its shortcomings, and we need to work to improve it (especially regarding the treatment of marginalized people), but Twitter should not be the yardstick we measure ourselves by.

* "Better" is of course subjective.


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Dear everyone on the Fediverse who posts anything political...

If you're not going to put your post behind a "political" content warning, then please at the very least use FULL NAMES instead of nick names like "Orange man" or "Kama" or "Vice Daddy" or whatever.

It makes it hard for those who are trying to filter out political content from their feed.

Thanks.

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@DeadTOm :d20: Sometimes that's just what you have to do. Friendica (what I use) has an option to automatically collapse all of a given users' posts, essentially CWing them all. I don't know if Mastodon has this feature, but I've found it useful in cases where I don't want to completely unfollow.


Ah, jackhammer guy is back...

Yay. 💀



I am neither for nor against AI, mostly because it's essentially a meaningless word. What does bother me is the number of people who are shoehorning it into their products because investors lose their minds and shovel boatloads of money at them.

It's not that I have a problem with fools taking other fools' money; I'm just really sick of them trying to sell me their magic beans.

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Better joke: AI is the word love in Chinese

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cult (Mormon) stuff

My father was going through a bunch of stuff in my old room and came across my old temple clothing (among some other of my stuff). He brought it over.

I wonder what I should do with it.



Why do people have to keep reinventing DRM? There's no good way to do it.

Just stop.



...and that's another thread ignored that I should've known better than to participate in in the first place.

One of these days I'll learn.


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Your SSH honeypot fakes a Linux system and logs the threat actor's commands.

My SSH honeypot hijacks the threat actor's terminal to play the music video of Rick Astley's 1987 pop hit "Never Gonna Give You Up" while ignoring Ctrl-C.

We are not the same.

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special love to the people online who for some reason are finding buffer overflow exploits for scientific calculators
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Thought we'd come up with a life hack to keep the dishes from piling up: just buy the minimum necessary, forcing them to be washed regularly.

This works until you accidentally break a dish. 🤦‍♂️

Edit: typo


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I fear that people have become desensitized to seeing teachers asking for help with wishlists.

Each year we are inundated with teachers essentially begging for help. I see it & feel it too.

I am one of those teachers who would not be able to run a classroom without the kindness of strangers.

I apologize & thank you in a single message, because I know many are struggling too. A boost is equally appreciated.The students are back & I didn’t lose anyone over the summer!

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PRZB…

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@EdCates You have zero (read zero) reason to apologise. The folks in charge of implementing a system that leaves teachers in such a predicament should be the ones hanging their heads in shame (I won’t hold my breath).

You exemplify everything that’s good in the system despite the system. I hope your students know how lucky they are to have you.

💕

@Ed
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@aral thank you for your kind words. The support you’ve shown to me has meant a lot. I do love being a teacher and I hope that real change comes soon.
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Anytime 😀 (And if I ever miss one of your appeals, please feel free to ping me directly)

💕

PS. Me too (on the real change thing) 😀

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Sometimes I think being a teacher in Norway is hard and unappreciated by the masses. (Hah, I first misspelled masses as "asses", and found it quite fitting)

Then I think of the working conditions of teachers in the US and realize things could be a lot worse..

I really hope the US finds a new way forward soon, a way where teachers don't need to beg strangers for help to get basic equipment to do their jobs, and get decent wages..


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In my day we had buttons.
We had switches! Sliders!
And what do we have now? Glass rounded rectangles of various sizes.

"We can make it do haptic feedback."

No just put me out of my misery. Send me to the farm upstate. Your haptic feedback is a mockery of the elegance of the latching switches and potentiometers I have known.

Robotics is hard. Mechanical engineering is hard. The glass rounded rectangles are magical, yes, and lovely, but they also prisons for the imagination.

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Sometimes you get a button, but it's a 1-in-all deal.
Press and hold to turn on, press and hold longer to pair bluetooth, press once for play/pause, press long to turn off... Oh, you pressed it too long and now it's gone from on straight into BT pairing, or maybe off, I'm not sure.
Just press and hold till something happens again.
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I guess if they made a new version of the Bop-it toy it would just be an inert glass rectangle that doesn't do anything 🙁

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If you wish to see the world, the one that exists (AND the ones that don't), but hate travelling, books might be for you.

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I haven't read him but your toot made me think about him because here in Italy he's the example of a writer who "travelled" without leaving home (and made readers "travel" through his own books)



I've never liked peaches. The texture of peach fuzz on my tongue makes my skin crawl, but nectarines are possibly the best fruit in the world.
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I eat peaches with the skin on, but usually rinsing them and rubbing them with a paper towel gets most of the fuzz texture off, since I'm also not a big fan of that
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@lori I find the only thing that does it sufficiently for me is peeling them, and that seems like a lot of work when nectarines exist. 🙃
@lori
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yeah lol i'd absolutely eat nectarines before i'd peel a peach

Unless I'm going to a farmers market where they have the good shit I end up buying nectarines more than peaches anyway just because supermarkets tend to have dogshit peaches but okay nectarines.


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my university has converted our office telephones to Microsoft Teams. when i grumbled about this to a favourite sysadmin, this is how they responded 🔥

“Microsoft has actually brilliantly leveraged the lousy security landscape -- for which they are in no small part responsible -- to capture even larger market-share, as we now need commercial entities to produce the software required to protect us from their failures, and therefore need a more uniform environment to achieve the necessary scale. The uniformity then guarantees an ever greater scale for the inevitable conflagration. Monocultures guarantee one big fire instead of a bunch of small survivable ones. We really have no interest in learning from evolution, in no small part because it would produce fewer billionaires.

— Local Cranky IT Guy” [shared with permission]

#Enshittification

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@Sevoris

I have long believed we humans are operating at the edge of the complexity envelope (the very limit of our mental capacity), and any vendor (Microsoft) promising a simple solution that requires no thought automatically has an advantage.

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I wrote the help documents for Teams. Frequent directive was “There’s no way around this problem, so write it as if it’s a known issue being addressed.”


Pulled the plug on the trip early. @Benny just wasn't having it. Fortunately, we came prepared for such a contingency.


And, time to turn my phone off again to enjoy the trip instead of scrolling social media (which I can do at home). Also, I only have so much battery. 🙃



Fun fact, the cat can slip out of his harness when spooked by a passing car. We're hanging out in the tent with him until we can sort out this logistical wrinkle.
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So I think that when I took off after Benny when he got loose I got into some poison ivy/oak. I'm normally careful about such things, but I had to be quick to catch him.

I washed my arms immediately after and slathered them with afterbite (which I figured was the most useful thing we had on hand) but there was some itchiness/rash shortly thereafter. Fortunately Benny seems to have been unaffected.

Could've been a lot worse.



Well, we forgot to bring bug spray. Rookie mistake, but it's been a while. Ran off to the nearby pharmacy to pick some up, then we'll finish setting up camp.

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban's Minister of Education has announced that girls' schools are likely to remain closed permanently.

As a Muslim let me be explicitly clear. This is apartheid, vile, & inexcusable.

Prophet Muhammad(sa) declared, "It is incumbent upon every Muslim male & every Muslim female to attain education." His wife Ayesha was a leading scholar & jurist. His final words were "women are your committed partners." Not servants—PARTNERS.

Taliban terrorists are a stain on humanity.



Doing some last minute checking of the #camping gear for our trip tomorrow. We haven't touched any of it in like six years. I was sure the batteries in our lantern would be dead. I tested them and they're fully charged. I'm impressed.
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Ugh, I hate that. My current EDC flashlight has a parasitic drain like that, so I have to keep the tailcap partially unscrewed so the battery isn't dead when I actually need it.


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Politics

Remember, no matter how much neoliberals will try to convince you:

Public services should not be required generate income.

Water, Power, Communications, Healthcare, Education, Public Transport, Mail, Firefighters, Police, Libraries, Swimming Pools, Roads, Generally all infrastructure, Military

None of these things were created with the idea of making big profits with them, they are meant to provide you with a service which is being paid for with your taxes. Privatizing any of them will make them worse, not better.

Though, companies are very good at pretending they are better for a while, by simply deciding to lose money for a few years. The bill always comes due before long, though.

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In fact, they were often being done by the government explicitly because capitalism refused to do it well enough for the nation to function properly...ahem.



Lately when I wake up in the morning there's a 50/50 chance that the internet has died during the night and I need to reboot the modem.

This is not good when you're self-hosting stuff from home.



Okay, finally took the plunge and just booked a #camping trip this upcoming week instead of waiting for everything to just fall in place. We haven't been camping since before COVID.

I've got to go through all our gear to make sure everything's still in working order.

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Just for fun, I decided to look into how to use an abacus the other day. I have no practical use for this whatsoever, it was just something I was curious about. Learning this of course made me want to buy an abacus. I know myself well enough to know that while it would probably be an inexpensive purchase, it'd only end up collecting dust on a shelf within a week.

Then I thought about programming a virtual abacus that I could then play around with. I know this to be an absolutely absurd idea, but that absurdity only kinda makes me want to do it even more.

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So it's fun to use and all, but it's way too easy for a fumble with the keyboard to mess the whole thing up.

Besides, now I'm looking into soroban-style abacuses (abacii?) They seem more interesting. I'm probably going to break down and actually buy one.



Just started down the rabbit hole that is the Japanese electrical system. At a glance, it actually seems to make the North American system look sane. That's an impressive feat.


math shitpost
I hereby resign my membership in the universal set (just to cause headaches for set theorists).
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math shitpost

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Has anyone successfully cross-compiled a #Haskell project to .exe from a *NIX system (preferably Debian)? I've casually looked into it in the past, but never given it a serious try.

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If your car has blue smoke, that's coolant burning.

If your car has white smoke, then it has elected a new pope.

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Weird question but here on Masto, are there any #LGBT people in #oklahoma — especially those located in the greater #tulsa area or rural parts of the state? I need your help if you’re out there! Please boost!!!

EDIT: could have included this in the main post instead of replying it to everyone but please drop your LGBT-friendly resources in the comments or my DMs (doctors, social groups, assistance programs, anything but a bar/restaurant)

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@Boyd Stephen Smith Jr. Intellectually, I understand this.

I think that computers just trick us into believing them to be deterministic.

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They aren't quite as deterministic as we might like them to be these days. I think some CPUs have a quantum randomness source, and task-scheduling across multiple computation units often _feels_ non-deterministic to me.

Plus, I do believe the term "Heisenbug" can be applied to bugs that go away when you turn on debugging/profiling/tracing or any other type of monitoring system that might be useful to diagnosis, even if everything is perfectly deterministic.

DFTBA



Just received an emergency tornado alert recommending to take shelter in a basement.

I live in an apartment. We don't have a basement.

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I mean, there is a basement floor and there is a hallway we could use down there in a worst-case scenario. Fortunately, the storm seems to be letting up.
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@erin (she/her) You know, it's funny (in a not funny way). We've had a number of tornado warnings in recent years. In my childhood, I can only ever remember that happening once.
@erin



I hate it when I make an official release of a program with an ugly snippet of code that I can't figure out how to write more cleanly, only to come up with a solution 10 minutes after pushing the release. I just make the change in the dev branch so it gets incorporated into the next version.

In my defense, the thing I was overlooking was that #Haskell's Maybe type is an instance of Foldable. It's not the kind of data type that exactly screams Foldable, is it?

Side note: I should use Hoogle's search by type signature feature more frequently. I needed a function that looked like this: Monad m => (a -> m ()) -> Maybe a -> m (), which is literally just mapM_.

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I don't use emacs, but it works well in Neovim and VS Codium. I've heard it's better in emacs than in vim, but haven't verified that.

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