Why I stopped ordering food delivery:
Modest Meal..... $14.99
Drink.... $3.43
"I will enjoy the Modest Meal and a drink." 😇
Bill:
Modest Meal $14.99
Drink. $3.43
Tax $2.80
Service Fee $5.35
Fee ... $2.80
Area Charge ... $6.90
Delivery ... $4.80
Just Go With It Fee $3.04
Movement Charge? ...$2.94
Delivery Fee... $2.80
Snakes ..$2.34
Vendor Notion $2.80
Just Because Fee $4.81
Ghost Removal $6.03
Vibes ... $1.03
Fee Tax $6.30
Total: 65.56
Tax Again For Some Reason: 11.62
True Total: 77.19 😲
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in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •Michael Vilain
in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •Earthling
in reply to Michael Vilain • • •cstephens2
in reply to Michael Vilain • • •@mvilain We still do that now, and it's not because of the fees. I'm not comfortable with a random stranger having access to my food. Yes, I know the folks at the restaurant have access to my food, but that's gonna happen regardless. And at least they're employed by the restaurant, not just some rando who's not trained to handle food and customers.
@futurebird
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in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •I kind of stole this joke from someone who posted it as an image without a description, but I changed it up.
I *would* have just boosted that post, but the image wasn't described and as I started to write alt text I thought of some changes to make... so the moral is if you wanna get boosted include the alt text!
apophis
in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •yeah by the time i finish preparing the alt text it becomes infinitely easier to just post that instead
saves everyone's bandwidth too