"It's their loss, not mine."
I have a feeling your tune will change when your entire staff quits, because you clearly don't give a crap about them.
"I hope the power doesn't go out putting the lights out."
"Now let's get ready to go to sleep [presumably with the lights out]."
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"If the bat makes another call, I'll have a surprise for him."
Dude, he's a serial killer and you're like 100.
There's a kilker on the loose. Obviously I'm going to investigate that noise.
Good choices.
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"You'd do it again if you got the chance, wouldn't you?"
Can you blame her? I want to poison this guy.
"Well how do you explain what happened to Lance?"
Yes, no one has ever hit their head through non-supernatural means.
"You don't look like the type who goes around bumping his head."
What exactly does that type look like?
probably like this
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"I tell you, the guns won't make any difference."
*proceeds to sit staring at the door pointing his gun at it*
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What a wildly impractical door... and that little elevator that moves six inches...
...well, I guess that one's useful for accessibility.
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it'd be weird having two copies of themselves around for 24 hours but physically could be fine
or not, who knows what kind of physics applies in this movie
@David Zaslavsky I assume the room itself would materialize in the same physical location. Having two rooms occupy the same physical space seems bad.
Though this seems the sort of movie that you shouldn't think too hard about.
yeah very true
Physically speaking, it wouldn't necessarily have to occupy the same space, it depends on how the time travel works, but either way this movie is already nonsensical enough that the only answer in-universe is clearly "π€· whatever"
"What is it? Business or pleasure?"
Well, I doubt he's showing up in uniform for a social call.
"Most people don't seem to like me."
Perhaps because you have no concept of personal space?
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"I know they mean well..."
They do? Really? I want to punch every single one of them in the face for being insufferable assholes.
Those are the most menacing looking "jellyfish" I've ever seen... *eyeroll*
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Perhaps there's the slightly better message of: don't be mean to people who are different... or they'll turn into jellyfish monster things and kill you... I guess?
Is that actually any better?
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Regarding the pre-show: Those spandex uniforms do not look to be apropriate atire for running around in the snow.
Then again, what are they apropriate for?
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The Stuff is playing the video game...
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it does! carmax!
It's the ONLY way to prove where it comes from!
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get out of here with your logic
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"But an act such as that is against the law!"
My dude, do you want to save the world or not?
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"Am I, an honest citizen, to be treated this way?"
Sir, you have literally just demonstrated that you are not honest.
"Play square with me and I'll play square with you."
I think the slaves you're selling might disagree.
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That's what everyone did in the 50's
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Uh... it's two dimensional so it's the line-square law
yeah that makes sense π
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This is kinda meta, but...
Okay, I recognize the style guide of these captions. I used to work for the company that did them. Whoever did these ones got sloppy (as did whoever did the QA). Either that or they've started leaning into AI like everyone else. #monsterdon
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@Superball βοΈ @SnoopJ It's a dry read but here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%Eβ¦
TL;DR - Mathematically speaking, they should collapse under their own weight.
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They haven't found a body yet, have they? Why is everyone already just assuming he's dead.
Also, this poor guy's wife really must not like him very much, does she?
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"She attached too much importance to that bracelet."
Lady, you don't know the half of it. #monsterdon
"If those kids have got a lot of sense..."
Sir, I assure you, it has been very well established that they do not.
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"Ledge, if we can get out far enough on it, the spider can't follow us."
Riiiiiight. I've never seen a spider just scale a wall.
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Now there's a British translation if ever I've seen one.
#monsterdon #ultraman #PreShow
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I think a "power impulse meter" is a tricorder that goes "beep beep beep" at all times.
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Mind control, remarkably similar to complete disinterest.
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"That meat's contaminated. If you ate it you would die."
Haven't we already established that the standard rules of radiation don't apply with this guy?
"We'll all be dead, or like Granger if we're unlucky."
I don't know. I'd rather end up like Granger than dead. It doesn't seem to bother him any.
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"A million years of evolution with one bomb."
I don't think you understand how evolution works.
"They should bear children as soon as possible."
Oh here we go... besides what about the food probem you already have? How is that going to help?
Lots of practice I imagine
Remember when one million megabytes was impressive?
...though I guess this is supposed to be 1999. I guess it's historically accurate after all.
#monsterdon
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Is corporal punishment still even legal?
Does it matter when nobody's enforcing the law in the first place?
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Now that we've set them at each other's throats, rather than letting the problem resolve itself, let's just kill them all.
So, what was the point of this whole ruse then? I take it all back.
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"You're making me very angry."
You've already told me you're going to kill me. What are you going to extra kill me now?
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"She reads my mind, but I'll videotape her when she doesn't know it."
How does that work, exactly?
Because of course my first instinct would be to poke it with a stick...
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#monsterdon
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"Well, he's a suspect, ain't he inspector?"
I mean, yes, but I don't know how you came to that conclusion.
"But he could figure he'd be out of a home and a job."
And you expect that he thought that killing Dupree would fix that? Does nobody think in this movie?
Sure nobody's found the will yet, but we'll just assume that we own the place now.
I'm sure that's how it works.
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100%
If there's any justice in the world, she'll get it.
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"Oh no! It's on a collision course. What course should I take?"
You're a fighter pilot in space! I'm sure you've got room to maneuver on your own in an emergency. #monsterdon
"He appears to be humanoid and very intelligent."
You can tell that just by looking at him? #monsterdon
His eyes. So dreamy...π
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How are we respirating while they're talking! That's what I wanna know.
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that was my guess too... probably the first thing to come to a writer's mind when you need an explosive balloon
Or maybe methane idk
good question... a quick web search suggests yes, it's about half the density of air
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"You're my creation! I made you!"
No you didn't, and even if you did, do you expect it understands English?
"We can't use our fancy new laser. It's not safe!"
Yeah, because the rampaging monster is totally safe.
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#monsterdon
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I think they were looking for a human. I'm not sure why they decided that searching the woods at night was the best plan to find their proposed target.
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Badges? We don't need no steenking badges.
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"Don't let any trick-or-treaters in."
Why would that even be a thing you'd have to say? #monsterdon
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Dead priest? you call a βfixerβ
The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better do it and do it quick.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.
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Are you on Miru? If so, yes. Usually a pre-show (episode of a Japanese monster TV show) and a post show, usually a whole other feature film somehow connected to the main event
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"No one could choose such a thing!"
Immortality? You really don't see why someone might find that tempting?
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oh who needs a soul when you could run away with your true love and be immortal
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Frank does at least have the local police being sympathetic to him, so might be able to work something out.
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One of these days, I'll figure this whole #Monsterdon thing out. I mean, I get the general concept, but I never know what movie everyone is watching and when.
I'm always reminded as it seems to be in progress.
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Jonathan Lamothe
in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •So my knowledge of #ultraman is limited to the last few minutes of the episodes I've managed to catch before #monsterdon, and the only character whose name I know is Hayata*, but I can't wrap my brain around how nobody seems to have worked out that he's Ultraman.
* I guess there's also Cap (I assume short for captain). Does that count?
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • • •Well, just for october
#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •Grocery store garlic still good after three years? I'm calling shennanigans!
Also, he must have some really impressive fuel stabilizer.
#monsterdon
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •Neia masks
in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • • •All his arable soil is devoted to gasoline berries
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •"If you don't feel well, please go back to bed."
"I'm just a little tired is all."
You know what helps with that...?
#monsterdon
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • • •Germs do tend to be somewhat unreliable witnesses
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •"Mankind won't be destroyed. The fact that you and I are working here today is evidence of that."
For scientists, these guys seem to lack a grasp of basic logic.
#monsterdon
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •"I've neen eating nothing but scraps!"
...and yet your makeup is still impeccable.
#monsterdon
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in reply to Jonathan Lamothe • •I mean, they got "you don't understand!" in there multiple times.
Remember kids: effective communication skills can save lives!
#monsterdon