They haven't found a body yet, have they? Why is everyone already just assuming he's dead.
Also, this poor guy's wife really must not like him very much, does she?
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"She attached too much importance to that bracelet."
Lady, you don't know the half of it. #monsterdon
"If those kids have got a lot of sense..."
Sir, I assure you, it has been very well established that they do not.
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"Ledge, if we can get out far enough on it, the spider can't follow us."
Riiiiiight. I've never seen a spider just scale a wall.
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Now there's a British translation if ever I've seen one.
#monsterdon #ultraman #PreShow
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I think a "power impulse meter" is a tricorder that goes "beep beep beep" at all times.
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Mind control, remarkably similar to complete disinterest.
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"That meat's contaminated. If you ate it you would die."
Haven't we already established that the standard rules of radiation don't apply with this guy?
"We'll all be dead, or like Granger if we're unlucky."
I don't know. I'd rather end up like Granger than dead. It doesn't seem to bother him any.
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"A million years of evolution with one bomb."
I don't think you understand how evolution works.
"They should bear children as soon as possible."
Oh here we go... besides what about the food probem you already have? How is that going to help?
Lots of practice I imagine
Remember when one million megabytes was impressive?
...though I guess this is supposed to be 1999. I guess it's historically accurate after all.
#monsterdon
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Is corporal punishment still even legal?
Does it matter when nobody's enforcing the law in the first place?
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Now that we've set them at each other's throats, rather than letting the problem resolve itself, let's just kill them all.
So, what was the point of this whole ruse then? I take it all back.
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"You're making me very angry."
You've already told me you're going to kill me. What are you going to extra kill me now?
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"She reads my mind, but I'll videotape her when she doesn't know it."
How does that work, exactly?
Because of course my first instinct would be to poke it with a stick...
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#monsterdon
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"Well, he's a suspect, ain't he inspector?"
I mean, yes, but I don't know how you came to that conclusion.
"But he could figure he'd be out of a home and a job."
And you expect that he thought that killing Dupree would fix that? Does nobody think in this movie?
Sure nobody's found the will yet, but we'll just assume that we own the place now.
I'm sure that's how it works.
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100%
If there's any justice in the world, she'll get it.
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"Oh no! It's on a collision course. What course should I take?"
You're a fighter pilot in space! I'm sure you've got room to maneuver on your own in an emergency. #monsterdon
"He appears to be humanoid and very intelligent."
You can tell that just by looking at him? #monsterdon
His eyes. So dreamy...π
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How are we respirating while they're talking! That's what I wanna know.
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that was my guess too... probably the first thing to come to a writer's mind when you need an explosive balloon
Or maybe methane idk
good question... a quick web search suggests yes, it's about half the density of air
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"You're my creation! I made you!"
No you didn't, and even if you did, do you expect it understands English?
"We can't use our fancy new laser. It's not safe!"
Yeah, because the rampaging monster is totally safe.
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#monsterdon
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I think they were looking for a human. I'm not sure why they decided that searching the woods at night was the best plan to find their proposed target.
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Badges? We don't need no steenking badges.
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"Don't let any trick-or-treaters in."
Why would that even be a thing you'd have to say? #monsterdon
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Dead priest? you call a βfixerβ
The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better do it and do it quick.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.
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Are you on Miru? If so, yes. Usually a pre-show (episode of a Japanese monster TV show) and a post show, usually a whole other feature film somehow connected to the main event
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No one cares that Kay is dead. They didn't even look at her after she dropped.
I expect the lawyer dude to show up in like 5 minutes and explain how this changes the disposition of the will.
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"No one could choose such a thing!"
Immortality? You really don't see why someone might find that tempting?
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oh who needs a soul when you could run away with your true love and be immortal
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Frank does at least have the local police being sympathetic to him, so might be able to work something out.
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One of these days, I'll figure this whole #Monsterdon thing out. I mean, I get the general concept, but I never know what movie everyone is watching and when.
I'm always reminded as it seems to be in progress.
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