quack!
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@Thomas Preece It's an old video, but:
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@mkj I think if you have the intellectual curiosity you can still get started from most computers by using the JS console.
But, I haven't checked to see how locked down many iOS devices are now.
The TI PC was hard to get started, but once booted it wasn't locked down at all.
Went to a large grocery store and waitied in the parking lot with a book for a few hours hoping to pick up an Instacart order. Didn't get one, but as I tried to start the car to go home, I found that I'd left the lights on and the battery's dead.
Waiting on my father to show up with jumper cables, but at least I'm not so upset about not getting an order. Would've sucked to find the battery dead when I tried to deliver it...
"It does not appear that he (Edgar Allan Poe) ever wrote or spoke of it, nor is there any evidence that he even noticed it. And yet that house, to the two persons in possession of certain information, equals or outranks in horror the wildest phantasy of the genius who so often passed it unknowingly, and stands starkly leering as a symbol of all that is unutterably hideous."
โ H.P. Lovecraft: Necronomicon, p. 233
This is just Lovecraft's not-so-subtle way of saying "I'm a better horror writer than Edar Allan Poe".
What a pompous ass.
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Why I stopped ordering food delivery:
Modest Meal..... $14.99
Drink.... $3.43
"I will enjoy the Modest Meal and a drink." ๐
Bill:
Modest Meal $14.99
Drink. $3.43
Tax $2.80
Service Fee $5.35
Fee ... $2.80
Area Charge ... $6.90
Delivery ... $4.80
Just Go With It Fee $3.04
Movement Charge? ...$2.94
Delivery Fee... $2.80
Snakes ..$2.34
Vendor Notion $2.80
Just Because Fee $4.81
Ghost Removal $6.03
Vibes ... $1.03
Fee Tax $6.30
Total: 65.56
Tax Again For Some Reason: 11.62
True Total: 77.19 ๐ฒ
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I kind of stole this joke from someone who posted it as an image without a description, but I changed it up.
I *would* have just boosted that post, but the image wasn't described and as I started to write alt text I thought of some changes to make... so the moral is if you wanna get boosted include the alt text!
yeah by the time i finish preparing the alt text it becomes infinitely easier to just post that instead
saves everyone's bandwidth too
LLMs are not intelligent but they ARE good for spouting extruded text that mimics the zeitgeist of their training data and if that training data includes the overflowing sewer that is the unfiltered internet you're going to get gaslighting, lies, conspiracy theories, and malice. Guardrails only prevent some of it from spilling over.
Humans base their norms on their peers' opinions, so LLMs potentially normalize all sorts of horrors in discourseโprobably including ones we haven't glimpsed yet.
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Some AI lobbying takes the form of cheating out wins in competitions.
fortune.com/2025/01/21/eye-on-โฆ
decrypt.co/302691/did-openai-cโฆ
the-decoder.com/openai-claims-โฆ
theatlantic.com/technology/arcโฆ
techrepublic.com/article/news-โฆ
Terence Tao, the worldโs greatest living mathematician, has a vision for AI.Matteo Wong (The Atlantic)
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@Charlie Stross A million times this.
Are there very narrow areas where AI can be useful? Probably, but easily 99.9% of the stuff it's being shoehorned into, AI ought never to be trusted with.
I think itโs dope af that plants take air and turn it into solid material
why arenโt more people awestruck that this shit happens all the time?
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It's any unnamed vegetable oil that you would use to make a salad dressing; the key characteristic is that it doesn't have much flavor. It's often sold as a mix of whatever's reasonably cheap: soybean, canola, peanut, and in some cases, cottonseed.
You can substitute whatever you like, especially if you think the recipe would improve with avocado or olive oil.
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I'm sure it's a product of its time, but good God there are some racist passages in this book.
(comment on Necronomicon)
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Bank machines have business hours now? How is that a thing?
Are the machines that are replacing us demanding better working conditions now? ๐
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๐ I live next door to 18 chickens now. Therefore, be aware that a Chicken Report could happen at any time during Dubious Goals Committee. ๐
Also simf. Simf can happen at any time during DGC. ๐น ๐ต
Dubious Goals Committee airs EVERY single day at 19:30 UTC! ๐ข That's:
3:30 pm Eastern (North America)
2:30 pm Central
12:30 pm Pacific
21:30 St. Pauli (Hamburg) โ ๏ธ
16:30 Tierra del Fuego (ARG)
#radio, #anonradio, #sdf, #synth, #tob, #livestream,
Listen here: anonradio.net/
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I need to request that *all* programmers remember that some of us are visually impaired and need to be able to edit the actual tar out of the font sizes for your menus, main bodies of your programs, etc. We need font resizing options, bolding options, color options, and font type options. For everything. If it's text, it needs to be able to be redone by the user. Also, that needs to be on a "global" and then a "per pane" basis, including the main area a person is working in.
Complaint trigger: All these M'Fkn' "Media Players" that are written for dinky little smart phones that no one over the age of 45 or 50 can even read hardly at all. I don't care that most of the people who download these things are around 12 to 25 years old. Some of us need to use these things in order to start or operate businesses and are *real grown ups.* We need these things but when we can't read them, they're useless to us.
Please fix this in every application on this planet. Thanks.
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Public service announcement.
(Created by bsky.app/profile/campfireharveโฆ )
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For the Androids amongst us:
f-droid.org/packages/me.zhanghโฆ
f-droid.org/packages/com.trianโฆ
Remove tracking information before sharing linksf-droid.org
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Our brakes sound really terrible. Our emergency fund is tapped out.
Fuck.
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@Kevin Davy I'm pretty sure they're shot. I've been neglecting it for a while (equal parts lack of funds and lack of spoons).
Already working on a contingency plan. If need be, we can lean on family for help. I just hate doing that because I know things are tight for them too.
@Shae Erisson It's a thing my doctor's been keeping an eye on for a while now. My heart rate will occasionally just spike for no apparent reason. I'm told it's "an electrical issue, not a plumbing issue" which is apparently far less serious.
At present, it's nothing more than a nuisance. I'm wearing the monitor for now to see of they can actually catch it happening to better diagnose, but in general, it doesn't affect my day-to-day.
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This week a โlife-changingโ breakthrough in gene therapy has given people born with genetic hearing loss potential for recovering some of their hearing.
Also Britainโs Ash trees are becoming resistant to Ash die back.
Also Ireland has gone COAL FREE #goodNews
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> But I *like* programming. I *like* writing. I like making things and then being able to sit back and look at them and think, holy fuck, I made that.
Yes, this, all of this. Too many quotes to pull. Thank you @eevee eev.ee/blog/2025/07/03/the-risโฆ
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Whenever I mention that boycotting is a privilege, I inevitably get people trying to explain how wrong I am.
How โeasyโ it is to find alternatives.
How โimportantโ it is not to support big businesses like Amazon.
How โlazyโ it is not to shop local.
They talk over me, condescend and accuse me of not fighting for the cause.
Disabled people need your support and solidarity.
Weโre all in this fight together.
When we tell you something is inaccessible, believe us.
Most of us already feel guilty we canโt do more, but thereโs many things that arenโt โeasyโ for us.
Survival is resistance. Itโs not โlazyโ to utilize a service that will keep you alive.
Fight the fascists. Not one another.
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I will return to shopping locally as soon as they return to wearing masks, so that I don't have to stand in their unfiltered viruses. But I bet they're too lazy for that.
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#UI #Design Grumps' #Manifesto:
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Here's all our scroll-related settings, if that's helpful.
Also our Firefox is a bit older than what's current. Hopefully that doesn't have an effect.
The scrollbars still aren't the widest, but they could be worse.
Any time I create an account where the password policy forbids a certain class of character I know I might as well just hand my PII over to the data brokers directly.
Edit: autocorrupt
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Wednesday, it's Captain!
(No ยปAIยซ-Slop.)
[Edit] I would like to give credit to @Scmbradley for the original idea, published as a text-only-toot.
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David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
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in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •My opinion of ducks (rubber and living) increases every day. XD
Pretty sure I've had a more enjoyable conversation with an actual living quacker than an LLM, particularly an LLM stan. XD